CHRISTIANN CASTELLANOS: I WROTE THIS. IN THIRD PERSON
Christiann has a pair of breasts. This is a fact. She also has a website, here it is: http://www.christianncastellanos.com/.
More importantly though, Christiann grew up in Mexico. Here she learned how to ride a donkey (or 'Ass' if you will), drink Tequila, and haggle when purchasing just about everything. Christiann started her "serious" acting career a few years back and has managed to do very little starfucking.
Her experience performing at Upright Citizens Brigade theatre has taught her that improv isn't something one just does onstage, improv is a way to get out of sticky life situations such as speeding tickets.
But the most interesting fact about Christiann is her zest for making fun of celebrities whom she hopes to never meet, you can see examples of this conundrum here: http://www.youtube.com/user/christichi66?feature=mhee
Other random facts about Christiann: She once worked as a full time Princess Party Performer; she has spoken French before; she once met Owen Wilson and did a horrible impression of his character 'Hansel' from the movie 'Zoolander'; she owns a sword that she literally never uses; she likes beets.
If you'd like to find out more about Christiann's every whim, thought, and bad joke thought of while driving, check out her Twitter.
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